Wednesday, 26 September 2007

REASONS TO LOVE JANICE #967

Calling Janice Dickinson “tacky”, Perez Hilton, is like calling Britney a headcase – it’s a lifestyle, yo. She thrives on it.

Here's Janice visiting the site of Gianni Versace’s murder:


If there was a religion centred around her batshit-insanity, with Tyra Banks voodoo dolls and Everything About Me Is Fake… And I’m Perfect as its holy text, I’d be out on the streets canvassing like a Scientologist. She is God.

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