SNOOP'S DOGS

News trickles in of a planned 50 Cent diet product range (“Hey ladies, wanna look like a hulking beefcake of shot-up flesh and muscle?”), to add to his imminent “Formula 50 Glacéau Vitaminwater”. But, like much of Fiddy’s output, product endorsement has been done before, and better.

I give you… Snoop’s Dogg Pets.

The black Dogg-Father hoodie:



The polyester/cotton-blend T-shirt:



And the boom-box dog toy with sound chip:



A word of advice for G-Unit – stop ballsing about with beverages and get into animal clothing. Rebecca

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LI-LO'S BOX

Lol!!!111! Because “box” is also a bit like fanny!!!!

Snort. Lindsay Lohan’s used Domino’s box, from the day after the whole baking-powder-in-pocket, bit-fast-along-the-highway incident, was sold on eBay for the paltry sum of $2.25, which is surely the biggest bargain you’ve ever seen in your whole life. Imhugable21, if that is your real name, you are one lucky so-and-so.


With profits so huge, the seller should start a business.

rawisjericho59 - fishing food detritus out of the rubbish for less than $3 a time!

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