The modern age is bewildering. War rages. Hysteria grows about crime and punishment. The climate’s shot to shit. And there are people who just don’t get Mariah Carey: a woman so ridiculous that she now has an assistant whose sole responsibility is taking care of Mimi's tit tape.Why is she (Mariah, not the assistant - at least, not just yet) not being offered an honorary damehood, for services to the camp and surreal?
Remember, she needs somebody to hold her beverage while she sips, and rumours abound that she has an employee whose sole task is to change her tampon. I’d do that job, just to put it on my CV. Who cares if it’s not even true? Mariah makes it believable, and for that, she is awesome.
[via Hollywood Rag]
